![]() Grif: I'm telling you, it's a real animal! Simmons: Uh, you mean like the shoe company? Sarge: (after a brief pause) Say that again. Grif: I know, but why Warthog? I mean, it doesn't really look like a pig. Sarge: Because M12 LRV is too hard to say in conversation, son. Gentlemen, this is the M12 LRV! I like to call it the Warthog. Sarge: It has four inch armor plating, mag bumper suspension, a mounted machine gunner position, and total seating for three. Sarge: May I introduce our new, light reconnaissance vehicle.Ĭamera closes in on the front of the vehicle and starts to move left, circling it. Grif: Shotgun! (realizes he is too late) Fuck. Our new recruit will be here within the week, but today we received the first part of our shipment from Command.Ī large, armor-plated, jeep-like vehicle comes over the rise with Lopez in the driver seat, who pulls up along side the Reds. Command has seen fit to increase our ranks here at Blood Gulch Outpost Number One. ![]() (brief pause) Couple of things today, ladies. Sarge: Goddamn it, Private! Shut your mouth or else I'll have Simmons slit your throat while you're asleep! I get to drive the float, and Simmons here IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI! Turns out you're the big hero and we're gonna hold a parade in your honor. Sarge: (Sarcastically) That's exactly it, Private. Grif: Uh, is it because the war's over and you're sending us home? Anyone want to guess why I gathered you here today? Pan out on Grif and Simmons, who are approaching another Red soldier ( Sarge) clad in red armor. ![]() The episode ends with Sarge, and Simmons, sarcastically suggesting other names for the Warthog towards Grif, much to his dismay. Church quickly gets annoyed by Tucker's complaints only for Tucker to rebuke his response stating that "You can't pick up chicks in a tank". Church tells Tucker about the car, and Tucker responds by complaining about how the Reds get a car while the Blues simply get a tank. Grif claims that it doesn't look like a warthog, but more like a puma, an animal which Sarge believes that Grif is making up.Ĭhurch and Tucker are still seen spying on the Reds, as they were in the previous episode. The episode begins with Grif and Simmons being called to an impromptu-meeting where Sarge, the team's non-commissioned officer and leader, announces that a new recruit will be arriving as well as introducing their newly arrived vehicle, the M12 LRV or "Warthog". ![]()
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